kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

flash 9 is required to suck my dick

vampirevvekend:

im naming my first born child ‘old sport’ 

claydols:

you want a bad boy? baby im fucking hardcore *brushes teeth* *drinks orange juice immediately after*

coagulates:

someone fall in love with me i am bored